Jim: Good afternoon Blood Bowl fans! It the start of a brand new tournament season in the Blizzard Bowl North Division! What an exciting season this promises to be.
Bob: Depends on the match-ups Jim. Orc on Orc match-up to start. Sounds like a snoozer to me.
J: Now Bob, it could be a blood bath! That sounds delicious!
B: One can only hope Jim. Both teams are looking to prove themselves. Coach's Cripplers took the Wizard's Cup last season, and many would be teams seem to have adopted their smash mouth play style. It's fantastic!
J: Here comes the kick! And he's go the ball! Here goes a block......
B: And it begins. They're just pushing each other around. If you need me, I'll be grabbing a Bugman's.
J: Still pushing....still pushing....zzzzzzzz.
B: Jim, you fall asleep already?
J: Huh.....Just resting my eyes Bob. And that's the half folks. We remain without a score to start the second half.
B: Wow, I have never seen two head coaches fall asleep on the sidelines before. Neither team can find an advantage.
J: Looks tlike the Dorcs are going to try. There's the goblin toss....and he's in! Touchdown Dorcs!
B: That was quick. It's up to the Squigslayas to try to tie it back up.
J: They're putting on an excellent show but they seem so evenly matched. The clock is winding down and......Oh that had to hurt!
B: Did you see that?! The shoved his boot in that poor goblin's throat. A thing of beauty.
J: Cheating is cheating Bob.
B: There's the buzzer! A beautiful foul to end the game. A bit of justice dealt back to the Dorcs for their successful goblin tactics.
J: These teams will have to do much better if the hope to make it to the Blizzard Bowl finals.
|Posted Fri Mar 2 2018 14:28:13 (last edited Fri Mar 2 2018 14:28:57) by Gabriel