Jim: Hello Blood Bowl Fans and welcome to a packed stadium for the final of the Taverbowl! What do you think Bob?
Bob: I brought a pillow Jim. Human on Human is never an exciting matchup. Wake me when it's over.
J: Now Bob, what's more human than human?
J: Well, since we've lost old Bob here, we've got the Nebraka Khornehuskers taking on the Antioch Knights. Both teams have done well in their divisions despite some setbacks.
B: ....is it over? Damn. Hasn't even started.
J: Now Bob, stay with us. You never know, there might even be a casualty or two.
B: You're just saying that. Like that time the Playmazon Bunnies and Gold Diggers matchup turned into a pillow fight midfield.
J: Oh yeah. There were feather everywhere!
B: Well, here comes the kick. And....what sneaky bastards, the Knights have blitzed the Huskers! Alright, might be worth it afterall!
J: That's the spirit. The Huskers have the ball, but the Knights defense is solid. The knights are hefting some major hits. Sir Robin is heading towards the offense and...that had to hurt!
B: He popped him straight in the noggin'! Jones is down and off to the dungeons!
J: Queen is gearing up for a throw, but the reciever just can't bring it in! And here's the Knights taking advantage! Dynamite has got a hand on the ball and is driving it towards the endzone!
B: That rabbit can really book it! He's headed into the clear but here comes Bruce Wayne for the hit! Dynamite is down.
J: The Knights blitzers are on the move and Galahad has got the ball. The Huskers seem to be having quite a few players headed to the dugout on stretchers!
B: What violence. It's beautiful! The Knights are playing for time, and there it is, touchdown!
J: Knights score to end the first half! Bring out the smelling salts because that Husker roster looks a bit thin.
B: Looks like they took your advice... here comes most of the team back!
J: Well, it's the Husker's turn to kick and again, the Knights are getting the drop on the Huskers. Someamazing hits up at the line. Arthur is headed to get the ball, but he's just kicking it through his fingers!
B: Wow, what poor ball handling skills. Here come the Huskers to take advantage. He's sizing that Knight up...oh but the Knight put him down!
J: Well, Arthur's making for the ball again, and he's just kicking it around on the ground! Butterfingers!
B: That's just said. They might as well just give the Huskers the drive. Haven't seen ball handling like that since Gimpy the Goblin tried to recover a kick after having his hands sawed off by Krimpy the Loon.
J: Predictably, the Huskers have the ball and are taking full advantage of the poor handling. Queen is running for the endzone!
B: Galahad see's the touchdoen is coming and he's in the fray. And here comes Sir Robin in a last ditch blitz. Queen is down and the ball is loose!
J: Looks like the crowd has it and it's back in play. Arthur has got in and he'soff to midfield!
B: The Huskers have over committed and they just can't shake the Knights to try to get at the ball! There's some heavy hits and the Huskers are slow to get up!
J: The Huskers are grinding to get the ball, but there's a handoff to Dynamite and it's over! THere's the buzzer as the Antioch Knights win the Tavernbowl!
B: Wow, was not a boring game after all. Some great plays by two great coaches! Here comes the Bloodweiser Babes to present the winner's keg! I think that's your ex Jim!
J: Oh jeez...I'm not here. Well, it's a big win for Nagrom's Warpstone Rum. Nagrom's, "To Pillage, Plunder and The Great Horned Rat!"
B: They paid you to say that, didn't they? I can see the big bag of gold with the Nagrom's logo on the front.
J: Never the less, the Antioch Knights are this year's Tavernbowl Champions, but the Huskers put up a hell of a game,
B: Great coaches, great games, chaos and Blood that's what this Tavernbowl is all about. Stay tuned as the Warpstone City Cup is just around the corner!
|Posted Wed Aug 30 2017 16:57:49 (last edited Sat Sep 23 2017 14:38:50) by Will