Jim: Good afternoon Blood Bowl fans! Jim and Bob coming to you live from the Circus' home stadium.
Bob: What an unusual place Jim. I've never seen such colorful fans. It's alarming!
Jim: Should be a great matchup though Bob. We have the undefeated Antioch Knights taking on the Circus. The Circus may not have as many wins, but they are a solid team that can stand their ground.
Bob: Like a boulder in the wind. I'm expecting the Knights to have to resort to all manner of violence to get an edge. It should be well worth the ticket price!
Jim: Here comes the kick and it's high! That hobgoblin is right under it... but fails to tuck it in. The Circus has a solid defense, but that minotaur doesn't seem to want to get moving!
Bob: He's just biding his time Jim. All of this snorting and pawing is just for show before he rams one of those horns straight up a Knight's backside!
Jim: Either way, they are headed for the ball, but he kicked it away! That hobgoblin just can't seem to get a hand to the ball!
Bob: FORGET THE BALL AND HIT THE PLAYERS!
Jim: Calm down Bob. No back seat coaching!
Bob: Sorry Jim. It's just hard to see a Dwarf team pretend to be elves.
Jim: That should make you feel better though! Bedevere just laid out Dwarf. He's off to the dungeons and that's all they wrote.
Bob: What a spectacular hit. That's how you win games folks. And the Rabbit just dropped a hobgoblin! Ha, their dropping like flies!
Jim: The ball is loose and headed back towards The Circus' endzone. BoC has the ball, but it's knocked loose! How exciting.
Bob: They've surrounded the ball, and Sir Robin, the spokesman for Nagrom's has the ball and it's a touchdown! Knights 1-0!
Jim: What an odd start for the Circus. They just couldn't get the ball or get their minotaur to hit anything.
Bob: They phoned it in Jim, but they can still come back. Second kick is up and the Circus recovers. They are moving towards the line with the ball!
Jim: The Knights have taken down the minotaur....why are they surrounding him Bob?
Bob: Because they want to tell him how much they like him. A straight-up kick in the jaw!
Jim: The Circus is lining up for something....it's a pass and it's good!
Bob: YOU'RE NOT AN ELF TEAM! HIT THEM!
Jim: Oh, Bob. The Black Knight is here to help show the Circus how it's done....and that Centaur is off to the dungeons.
Bob: What a vicious block. I loved it. And Dennis, popped a dwarf like he was a mole in a hole! He's off to join his friends in the dungeon!
Jim: THey've broken the ball loose. The Rabbit has it and is flying back toward the Circus' endzone. The Knights are gsthering back around the minotaur and.....what a hit! He's seeing stars after that one.
Bob: Not legal, but entertaining!
Jim: The Rabbit scores to end the half with the Knights 2-0!
Bob: The Circus looked a bit behind that half. They need to focus on those heavy hits if they want to dig themselves out of that hole.
Jim: Here's the next drive to start the second half. Looks like the Black Knight is sleeping it off Bob. He can't hold his liquor!
Bob: He's a lightweight. Ball is up, and the defense moved while it's still up...but he saw it coming! He's down at the line! AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DEFENSE!? THAT'S IT! I'M OFF TO GET A BUGMAN'S!!
Jim: No Bob...come back. Well, looks like it's me for a few minutes folks. The Circus defense has left them utterly surrounded by the Knights. And there it is folks. This just ceased to be a Blood Bowl match and turned into a fist fight! There's a block from Fetchez that sent a dwarf to the dungeons. And there's a dirty foul by Sir Robin that put the other Bull Centaur in the infirmary! This is a straight up fight fans! I can't watch!
Bob: Did you see that?! The BoC just heel kicked a dwarf in the ankle! I could hear the bone break from the concession stands!
Jim: Welcome back Bob. You're just in time to watch the end of the fight...I mean, match.
Bob: There's yet another foul, and...it looks like the ref was paid off for that one. He's outta here. Why is there a whistle?
Jim: It appears that Arthur decide to go ahead and score. Knights 3-0.
Bob: You go and get a drink, and the Circus leaves town. They hardly have a team left for this last quick drive. And there it is folks. There was a block and both players went down.
Jim: I wish I could say that was a great game, but it was nothing more than a fist fight!
Bob: That's what makes it great Jim. The crowd was loving it! And that win puts the Knights firmly in the top slot for their division. The Knights fans know that a Playoff run is likely coming.
Jim: They certainly have been dominant, but the Khornehuskers have expressed interest in trying to take on the Knights in the finals. There are plenty of team to ensure the Tavernbowl is still anyone's game!
|Posted Sun Jul 16 2017 15:26:26 (last edited Sun Jul 16 2017 15:26:39) by Gabriel