The first game for Northern Plague Dwellers and the Mean Machine Orcs started off with a banging. The outsized Dwellers enlisted the help of Kreek Rustgouger to give them some size on the line. We saw the warpstone effect both teams as Twisted Swisster developed Claws and Chuck E. Cheese a set of a tentacles. The Orcs saw Gulgua develop a tail while Oghash sprouted horns and Fungus the Loon saw the warpstone twist his already appalling figure scaring blockers all match. The wily Dwellers even snuck an additional lineman on the field to try to out run the Orcs. The Orcs pulled out their own tricks as they hid all the retries for the Dwellers, leaving them to their own luck for the half.
The first play of the game for the Dwellers saw Rustgouger line up against Gorgrat Crunchskull and attempt to throw his Ball and Chain. Unfortunately it struck Borzog instead knocking both players down and Rustgouger out for the drive. After that the Orcs took control. Borzog repaid the Dwellers with an early hit on Twisted Swisster, knocking him out for the rest of the match. Alga laid out Phil E Cheese, leaving him to lick his wounds on the sidelines for the rest of the game. The first half damage by the Orcs was concluded by Grograt pounding Chuck E Cheese into submission sending him off to sulk with his brother. Gulgula and Alga took turns moving the ball down the field. With an ominous sight of Grograt covering his back, Ulg dove for the endzone after a last ditch effort by Mozz Erella to defend the touchdown.
On the ensuing kick off, the fans, disappointed in the play of the Dwellers, chucked a rock at the linemen, nailing Nick Fontina KILLING him on the spot, fortunately the Dwellers superb Apothecary was able to mitigate the hit but he will be out for the next game. A late hit in the first half caused Fungus to miss the rest of the game as he was unable to shake it off.
Following half time, the Orcs lined up to receive the kick. Rustgouger was still unable to get back into the game after the hit he took on the first play of the match. This left the Dwellers scrambling away from the Orcs as they barreled down the field. Pushing the pesky cheese eaters out of the way, Ulg and Gulgula, had half the pitch to themselves, methodically pushing down the field. A desperate attempt by Colby Jack Flash to shake off the black orc blocker sandwich he was in found him tripping over his own feet and out for the rest of the match. That opened the door for a little punishment as Orag sought out revenge for Fungus by belly flopping on the already downed Asiago McNacho, not caring if the ref saw or not, he was ejected for the rest of the game. Tired of playing around Gulgula threw the shovel pass to Ulg in the endzone for a late touchdown.
Rustgouger finally was able to get back on the pitch to see what sort of late game damage he could do and he found a little more success then before. Knocking Oghash out of the game for it's final minutes and turning his sights to Grograt. The two juggernauts smashed into each other, knocking each other out for the final ticks of the game. Cheeze Wiz, not happy with the play today turned his attention to Borzog, cannonballing on him while he was down, but the refs were on point today and caught the foul, throwing him out of the game and ending any sort of revenge for the Dwellers.
|Posted Sun Oct 1 2017 20:22:18 by Kyle